A woman in Florida got a bit of a surprise when she looked out her back window on Saturday and saw something pretty unusual: a massive black bear passed out next to a half-eaten bag of dog food. Apparently in her neighborhood, there’s a go-to critter catcher, so she called him. But when this guy showed up on the scene, he was like “F**k this, that’s a bear” and kept his distance.
Instead of trying to wrestle the bear in a feat of strength, he instead stood at a safe distance and snapped some hilariously cartoon-like pictures of the bear going to town on a bag of dog food, which the bear stole from one of the garages in the neighborhood. He then did what anyone would do after a huge meal: laid down and took a nap right there on the lawn.
So the morale of the story: Don’t leave your garage door open with delicious bear treats laying around.