This is as close to a highbrow crime as we’re ever going to get.
A cop in Eagan, Minnesota spotted a guy swerving on a highway last week and pulled him over. But the guy wasn’t drunk, high, eating or even texting. Nope. He was READING. He told the cop he was reading a James Patterson book and he was so engrossed in it that he couldn’t put it down.
He didn’t say WHICH James Patterson book. And since he puts out like 75 books a year, it’s hard to speculate. But the cop wound up giving him a citation for dangerous driving.
