Watch A Man Go On A Backhoe Joyride While Trying To Destroy A Bridge (Video)

So, there’s this man in Florida (of course it’s Florida) who must’ve been either extremely bored or extremely drunk.  We’re assuming it might be a little bit of both. Anyway, he decided to roam around in search of some heavy duty power equipment that he could joyride around in. Well, he found the equipment he was looking for, and it came in the form of a tractor with a backhoe! So what did he do? He took to the roads and caused utter chaos on the very heavily-traveled Seven Mile Bridge in the Florida Keys.  He dropped boulders, and even damaged some cop cars during his joyride.

While police were chasing him, he drove the tractor back and forth on the bridge for AN HOUR AND A HALF until he was finally stopped. For some reason it took forever for the authorities to catch him. How?!  Those tractors go like, 10MPH!  After eventually catching him, they found out he was from Wisconsin, but was in fact HOEmeless. Go figure!