During peak traffic time at an airport in Nashville, a middle aged man was spotted strutting around “naked as all outdoors,” according to the reporter, which we’re guessing means “completely,” based on the video. The 53-year-old dazzler, Eric Cherry, was uncomfortably apprehended and plead guilty to public indecency, because duh.
It’s an unsurprising turn of events for Cherry, considering he was arrested for the same crime at the same airport in 2009. Last time he was caught in the parking lot before making into the building, so in a way this was kind of a moderate success for him. By our math, he should be leaving skid marks in coach by 2023. Life’s about small victories, right?
