UNH Hockey Fan Fails Miserably At Throwing A Fish On The Ice (Video)

Every time the University of New Hampshire scores their first goal of a home game, some lucky schmuck gets to throw a big ass fish on the ice, because tradition. Well, a few days ago was this schmuck’s lucky day, and oh boy did he blow it.

He failed miserably at the first attempt, getting the altitude he needed but not the distance. He quickly adapted, but it was too late. Panic had already set in. He flopped and flailed, half-climbing the boards, trying desperately to maintain a workable grip on the slippery sushi. By the time everyone around him started laughing and pointing, he finally got that fish on to the ice. Good job, buddy!