It’s a classic underdog tale. A David vs Goliath smackdown. A small kid…fighting…a…big kid? Sure!
You know the drill here. The little guy squares up to the big guy beside a pool. The two of them start pounding on each other, and the big kid seems to be winning at first. Until…timber! Big kid goes down and the little kid wails on his dome. The big kid gets up and pushes back, but the little kid pops him square in the nose! By that point, an adult (technically) finally intervenes and breaks up the child violence.
The only disappointing thing is that nobody fell into the pool. Surely there’s a Chekhov’s Gun joke in there somewhere, but it’s probably best not to mention weapons around this crowd.
