Breaking news out of Memphis this morning…
Police are searching for a woman accused of stealing…a stripper pole. But this isn’t just any ordinary stripper pole. It’s a stripper pole worth $400! That must be some top of the line stuff, because those things can be easily had for around $100 on Amazon.
Other than a grainy surveillance video, police are releasing no other information about the heist. They won’t say where the pole was stolen from, or when it was stolen. Good luck finding the perp with the limited information you’re willing to release!
