The Awkward Moment When Hosts From ‘Today’ Oiled Up The Tongan Flag Bearer (Video)

Ahh, the summer Olympics. A name synonymous with feats of extreme athleticism, national pride and rampant polyamory. This time, though, they didn’t even make it to the privacy of the Olympic village. Hoda Kotb and a gaggle of TV personalities bum rushed the torch bearer before the games even began!

These sex-starved talking heads produced a dubious phial of body oil from somewhere and started lathering their hands for action. They pounced on the lean Taekwondo master with unbridled enthusiasm, fighting for gleaming pectoral real-estate and giving a gratuitous greasing.

Oddly, this could probably be considered sexual harassment, but we’re guessing he’s not going to press charges any time soon.