Kid Proves Why It’s A Band Idea To Jump Ass-First Into A Fire (Video)

Life isn’t fair. There are starving children on the streets of major cities that have developed street smarts and life skills just trying to survive, and then you have real winners like this idiot: someone who decides that it’s a good idea to jump into fire, ass-first.

Kids today have pushed the idea of Darwinism to the point where they may just be the first immortal generation, just because they are too dumb to die. The sad fact is that, when this kid is in his early 40’s, he’s going to go to a bar and use this story to pick up a girl with daddy issues.

If you need proof that underage drinking and terrible parenting lead to no good whatsoever, then here’s your proof!