Every guy wants to be with a woman who’s this loyal. Probably not one this dumb, though.
A 31-year-old woman named Deniz Martinez called 911 on Tuesday, claiming that there was a bomb at the Department of Corrections in Winter Haven, Florida. Her goal was to get the place shut down so her 38-year-old boyfriend Jason Drake wouldn’t have to take a drug test for his probation officer. But the genius called from her own cell phone, so the cops traced the number and arrested her for making a false report about a bomb.
And not surprisingly, Jason still had to take the drug test. No word on whether or not he passed the test, but we’ll assume he did not.
