Okay, this clown stuff is getting way out of control. They’re multiplying like rabbits and popping up all over the south. In a recent story, three people have been arrested after police tracked them down for posting clown-related threats on social media. Two Facebook pages threatening a clown incursion into an Alabama school were investigated, leading officials to 22-year-old Makayla Smith, of Flomaton, Alabama, and two juveniles.
The police aren’t treating these clown threats lightly, saying that they can be considered “terroristic,” which is a felony. It seems to us that it’s only a matter of time before a clown either gets shot by a scared human, or the clowns finally come out of hiding and rise up against their human overlords once and for all. God help us all when that day comes. The rivers will run red with…well…seltzer, probably.
