This Mugshot Can’t Be Real, Right?

We’re gonna go out on a limb and assume that no one that knows Noel Dawson, Jr. was surprised when he was arrested in North Toledo last week for chasing around a family member with a hatchet and then smashing it into that person’s truck.  And we know that because of one thing alone: his mugshot.  It’s incredible!

Remember those old “bitter beer face” ads from the 90s?  He’s pretty much making that face.  But along with the smushed-up face, he’s got big ‘ol bags under his eyes and a mullet that tells everyone that he means business!

Well done, Mr. Dawson…except for that whole chasing family members with a hatchet part.