Elizabeth Swaney Games The Olympic Skiing System And Does A Mediocre, Embarrassing Halfpipe Run (Video)

An American named Elizabeth Swaney competed in the Olympics yesterday, by totally gaming the system. Swaney is not an amazing skier by any means and simply made it to Olympic competition on some technicalities.

She made it in mostly because there just wasn’t enough competitors to “fill out the field.”

As an American, Swaney was able to compete for Hungary because of her grandparents’ heritage. By finishing in top 30 of a handful of obscure World Cup competitions, while other skiers were out working hard, competing and earning their titles, Swaney was able to “earn” her place in the Olympics.

Once in competition, she performs the most mediocre, pathetic and – frankly – insulting halfpipe run with basically one motive “don’t fall.” She performed with such a lack of speed, she barely makes one trick which was just a limp 180.

She definitely still seems pleased with herself, apparently her one goal was just to make it to the Olympics in general. She’ll have a halfway decent story to tell her children someday that is if she can stop being mediocre and pathetic enough to find love.