This Lady Is Trying To Find Her Goose A Gander To Get It On With (Video)

This lady in Mississippi is trying to find a mate for her lady goose named Lucy so, seems how there’s not any dating apps for geese, she took to Facebook!

Honestly though, what would go into a dating/personal ad for a lady goose looking for a man?

“My name is Lucy, and it’s fitting because I’m a loose-y goose-y indeed! Looking for a guy to complete this gander, and you know what they say about long necks? Send them my way, unless you’re a turkey…”

We can understand wanting your pet to be less lonely, but maybe this lady just really wants to take in the beautiful sounds and sights of goose mating (Caution: It’s actually slightly horrifying).

Lucy, you’re a strong, independent Emden goose who don’t need no man but best of luck on your journey…

Source: Fox 17 Nashville