Meet Serpentessa, The ‘Snake Priestess’ Who Wants To Massage You With Her Boa Constrictors (Video)

Monday was “World Snake Day” so, like with any other “world/national ______ day” local news had to turn it into a story!

Well CBS New York wins this round with this story about Serpentessa, a “snake priestess” who uses four boa constrictors as some sort of massage therapy.

This woman literally just has people lay on the massage table as she plops down not one, not two, but up to FOUR of her boa constrictors on top of them and lets them just slither around.

She literally has no control over where these things decide to go but says she’s never had a problem and it actually has been used to help people get over their fear of snakes.

We’re not saying we’re all afraid of snakes and there’s a lot of pretty messed up things we’d do for a bit but man, it’s a giant NOPE from us on this one!

Source: CBS New York