A very stupid dope was caught on camera walking into a convenience store, stealing a drink from the cooler and then walking up to the front and asking for a job. The clerk behind the counter watched the whole thing go down so when the guy asked for a job, he responded by saying “We don’t hire thieves,” and telling the guy to take the drink out of his pants, which he did. The clerk then kicked the guy out of the store and told him to never come back. This whole thing worked out perfectly!
