Why do people love to poo in public so much??
We’re starting to think serial pooping is “in” and we should get on it! Just this week a coworker in our building tracked some mystery feces through our already dilapidated halls!
Now a neighborhood in North Seattle has been on high alert for their most recent serial pooper, even putting up signs that say “Beware. Neighborhood Watch Serial Pooper Program in Force.”
Because nobody has ever completely ignored a sign before!
A spokesperson for the local police says they cannot actually catch the “POO-pertrator” unless he or she is caught in the act, so if you see anyone taking a dump in public in North Seattle, good luck!
Source: King 5 News
