Guy Crashes Through Fence And Into Abandoned House, Tells Police He Just Really Had To Poop (Video)

You ever had to poop so bad you say “rules be damned, I gotta go now”?

Even if you have, we can guarantee nobody except this dude has ever led the police on a chase and crashed into a house all because of a poo-mergency!

Marlowe Olney, 32, led police in Yakima, Washington on a high-speed chase after blowing through stop signs and not pulling over when police needed him to.

Olney eventually stopped after he crashed through a fence and into an abandoned house!

He told police he didn’t stop because, for one, he had to poop and also, he just plain didn’t have brakes on his car!

We think he probably got out of it all scott-free!

Source: KIMA TV