Hippo Apparently Was Too Thick To Let That Booty Go Unslapped, Now LAPD Investigating Man Who Jumped Into Enclosure (Video)

Hippos really don’t get enough credit, gang. People make fun of their size, Rob Schneider’s character in Big Daddycan’t even pronounce their full name, and now this dope in Los Angeles is going around slapping their butts!

Video has recently surfaced of a man hopping a barricade toward the hippo enclosure at the L.A. Zoo, reaching down and slapping a hippo’s booty before running away giving a thumbs-up!

Sure it seems kinda harmless in that nobody got hurt but, man, what did hippos ever do to you!?

Apparently, hippos kill more people in Africa every year than lions do, so we guess this guy was pretty lucky!

The mother and daughter pair of hippos in the enclosure at the time are doing alright for now, but it’s only a matter of time before one makes like our girl T. Swift and sues someone for $1 for the unnecessary butt-touch! #GirlPower

Source: ABC 7