Apparently a rare flesh-eating sexually-transmitted disease is making a comeback into the mainstream after turning up in England!
Don’t worry, though, it’s apparently completely painless!
A British woman recently contracted the STD and all that happens is the flesh around your genitals is devoured, no biggie.
At least we’ll know who the sacrifice-able virgins are when the flesh-eating STD zombie apocalypse comes along because it’s only spread through sex!
So, just make sure to wrap it up…or don’t, like they said, it’s painless!
