You would think this one would be self-explanatory but Tiffany Haddish had to draw it out for our friends over at The Late Show.
Colbert asked she’s had to “give anything up” due to her fairly new-found fame and hectic schedule to which she responded that she really hadn’t been dating much.
Haddish said her lack of dating is okay though because she’s been staying on top of her “toys” from Groupon and buying batteries because they are “a girl’s best friend.”
After observing confused looks from the band and Colbert herself, Haddish broke down the fairly obvious sex toy reference!
She talked about how a weighted blanket is basically the same as being snuggled by a man and then bring your batteries into the mix and wake up the next morning with no awkward one-night stand exits or having to talk or make breakfast or anything!
Sounds like she’s got it pretty well out, dudes better watch out because Tiffany Haddish is out here teaching these women a thing or two!
Source: Mediaite
