This story was handpicked by Joe himself and it’s honestly amazing.
William Johncock (his last name makes this all even more hilarious) was arrested in downtown Memphis recently for indecent exposure.
The charge comes after he decided it was a good idea to get naked, whipped out his little Johncock and started going to town at a trolley stop.
Lucky for him, he did it right in front of a trolley driver, the supervisor and, last but not least, a retired Memphis Police Department sex crimes lieutenant!
Yeah, you can bet they’re going to throw the whole load at him for that one!
Get your mind out of the gutter, we mean the law! Geez. You’d think we were a bunch of dudes talking about masturbating or something…
Source: WREG News Channel 3
