It’s PET PEEVE WEEK, so here’s what bugs me!

“There’s something wrong with the world today,
I don’t know what it is.”

~Aerosmith, “Livin’ on the Edge”



To celebrate Pet Peeve Week, here is a non-exhaustive list of things that make my buns twitch:

  • Drivers who sail down the road with their turn signal constantly on.
  • Drivers who fail to fully utilize the entrance ramp on the freeway.
  • Those half-beret, half-baseball ball cap hats made out of stocking cap material like on Dumb Donald from Fat Albert.
  • Pretty girls with mustaches.
  • Socks with sandals.
  • Girls wearing gigantic sunglasses. Ladies, you look like flies. And flies aren’t sexy.
  • People who litter.
  • Black belts with brown shoes. Or vice versa.
  • Those school desks that are connected together.
  • Bathrooms without a plunger.
  • Disposable single-blade razors. They should just come with a band-aid.
  • Crocs.
  • Fat people in tight clothes.
  • Old, grumpy, crusty folks.