It seems that some people will steal just about ANYTHING. And just last week some thieves stole something pretty bizarre–an inflatable 10-foot long colon from a Kansas City hospital. And while it might be a strange item to some people, it was pretty important to the University of Kansas Cancer Center, who uses it to promote colorectal cancer screenings. The hospital has started an online donation page to help raise the over $4,000 needed to replace it, and they’ve got themselves a pretty catchy tag line:
“Get Your Rear in Gear – Kansas City had their giant, inflatable colon stolen!”
Call me crazy, but I think an item like this could be JUST the thing for FirstEnergy Stadium to use as a field-entry tunnel for the Cleveland Browns.
We’re on our way to replacing the #STOLENCOLON! Help @GYRIG_KC get back to raising #colorectalcancer awareness in Kansas City! Donate today. #checkyourcolon @KUHospitalNews @KUcancercenter https://t.co/e1F5k9NVQ0 pic.twitter.com/Vbk5pM1wqI
— ColonCancerCoalition (@GYRIG) October 21, 2018