You know the saying, “…drive me to drink?” Well, one New Jersey man was so fed up with his beloved New York Jets that they drove him to drink…and drive.
57-year-old Christopher Greyshock of West Milford, NJ smashed up his car when he rear-ended a stopped car on Sunday afternoon. When police arrived, they noticed a strong smell of alcohol on Greyshock’s breath and that he was staggering a bit. A field sobriety test confirmed that he was drunk. And to top it off, they also found an open bottle of whiskey and some pot in his car. Greyshock’s excuse? He was drunk because his favorite football team, the New York Jets, suck! Can’t really argue with him there. They DO suck.
Greystock was arrested, charged with DWI and causing in injury while intoxicated. The Jets, on the other hand, remain 3-7 and are tied for last in the AFC East. J-E-T-S! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Source: CBS New York
