Well, Janis Burke should be ready to go to play in an XFL game herself now that she’s had herself a good stretch…
Recently commissioner and CEO of the XFL, Oliver Luck announced the list of cities lucky enough to be the home of XFL teams in 2020.
At Tuesday’s press conference, after each team was announced, representatives from each got to go up to the podium and say a few words about how “excited” they are and other PR-fed lines.
Janis Burke, CEO of Houston Sports Authority, really reached with her statement saying the recently-passed, former U.S. President, George H.W. Bush is looking down from heaven, so excited Houston is getting some sort of glorified prison-yard football team.
Someone should report Burke to the EPA because all those straws she just grasped are going to end up in that giant floating pile of garbage in the ocean, much like the XFL.
Commissioner Luck says they’re looking to give fans a way to bet on XFL games safely and legally. pic.twitter.com/JUqNVQ9oHj
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