A guy in Florida got arrested for drugs recently, then decided it would help his case to take several sizable bites out of a seat in the cop car on his way to jail!
Police found 40 grams of cocaine on 37-year-old Key West resident, Melvin Stubbs when they were already arresting him for possession.
Apparently this average-seeming story was the most hilarious thing this reporter in Atlanta had ever heard because she could not get through the story without laughing!
Source: Fox 5 Atlanta