Did you guys know rollerskating prevents gangs, crack, reefer and even unplanned pregnancy?
Now you do!
This extremely persuasive commercial will make sure you and your kids know that just staying high on rollerskating will get your kids into college and out of prison, a place apparently full of people who have never roller skated!
Source: Barstool Sports
I watched this at 2 AM and felt like I was having a fever dream. It’s rife with meme potential: pic.twitter.com/NfLYXdcvfg
— ALTON☭ (@8ALTON8) January 12, 2019
