Guy Threatens To Kill His Neighbor With ‘Kindness’, AKA His Machete (Video)

It’s one of the number one rules in life when someone is getting under your skin, “just kill ’em with kindness.”

In most cases, the other person will get mad because they won’t understand why you are being so nice to them but in this case, this victim just couldn’t understand why this man named his machete “kindness.”

Florida resident Bryan Stewart, 30, was arrested recently after he “allegedly” cut someone with a knife saying he was going to kill him with “kindness”, the clever name for said knife.

Luckily the victim made it away with just a cut on his hand but we are sure prison won’t be so kind to Bryan!

Source: CBS Local Miami