‘Suspected’ Naked Burglar Rescued From Chimney

We’re not exactly sure what part is “suspected” in this story because this man was definitely naked and why else would he be stuck in a chimney if he wasn’t trying to break in!?

A neighbor heard a strange noise from the house and then heard a voice call out “hey can you bring me water?” the neighbor said they would before realizing that person in need happened to be stuck in the chimney!

Police say the man’s story is that people were after him, someone laced his drugs but that he is pretty harmless!

We guess the moral of the story here is don’t do drugs or you’ll end up naked, stuck in a chimney?

Sure, let’s go with that.

Source: NBC Los Angeles