A Fart So Deadly It Kills Mosquitoes

This is not a joke. We repeat, this is not a joke.

There is a man who has farts so foul they kill mosquitos. Insect repellant companies are investing in Joe Rwamirama, 48, from Kampala, to study the chemicals in what they’re calling his, “unique trouser toxin.”

Joe told The Sun, “I smell like a normal man and I bathe daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects and especially mosquitoes…Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it!”

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