All in all, the airport experience wasn’t a bad one. Getting through customs, security, all that drama was fine. It was just waiting at the gate when stuff started to get really crazy. I had told a friend I would bring them back a hat from Canada and I forgot until the day I was about to fly out. Thankfully a shop that had tourist stuff in it happened to open up before I jumped on the plane to Charlotte and I was able to buy him one. Seemed appropriate.
But as soon as I got up to go buy the hat, some dildo took my seat. I noticed there was a row of chairs by the window that were seemingly empty so as I made my way over there to take a seat I discovered some other dildo LAYING across 5 seats so no one else could fucking sit there. 
Around this time I also remembered that I had bought some babybel cheese as a quick snack at the airport and didn’t want them to get gross/go bad in my bag so I took them out to eat them. But unfortunately for me, I dropped the second one and it rolled across the floor and down under the seat where sleeping guy was laying.
