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Finally, Fireball has found your solution to FAT LOSS!

by Zachary "Fireball" posted Jun 23 2014 10:42AM

 
That's right folks! After extensive research, trial and error, and sifting through an immense number of clinical studies, yours truly, Fireball, has found the end-all-be-all FAT LOSS SYSTEM!!

It's called getting off your ass. 

I may not be a professional body builder, or a paid personal trainer, but I am not an idiot. Unlike most sheeple, (sheep-people) I do not believe every bullshit story that is force-fed to me by clowns like Dr. Oz, 4 am infomercials, or regurgitated articles in US Weekly or People Magazines. All meat and cheese diets, lemon-water cleansing, Coffee Bean extract, putting damn parasites in your stomach....STOP!

I get it, we ALL want to be fit, with minimal effort. We just want look good naked. Sure would be neat if we could just pop a pill and look like Ryan Reynolds...but that's never going to happen folks. 

There is no miracle diet. There is no FAT LOSS IN A BOTTLE. 
If there was, EVERYONE would be fit. 

Healthy physique takes patience, dedication, and a proper diet. You don't have to be a professional body builder to know that you shouldn't plop down and eat an entire Little Caesar's pizza in one sitting. Ordering a diet coke with a triple-stack bacon cheeseburger is pointless. Portion your meals, cut out the crap like soda and unnecessary fats and sugars, and you'll be amazed at what you'll look like in a few weeks. 

Contrary to Dr. bOZo's claims, you'll never find a pill that allows you to eat whatever you want and still lose weight. If you want to go through life enjoying every delicious morcel you come across, you certainly can. However, if you want to do so AND still look good enjoying your meals...then WORKOUT. It's simple folks. Find 1 hr of time in your day, do some situps and pushups, drink a ton of water, then treat your ass with an awesome peice of cheesecake. That's right, you can do that. Of course, you'll get hotter faster if you DONT eat the cake, but that's where you decide how far you're willing to go. 

Stop buying into the bullshit scams. Do your research. Ask questions. Excersize and portion your meals. Don't be a dumbass who believes everything they see on TV just because it's "recommended by Dr. Flowerybutthole."
Earn respect and attention...stop looking for the easy way out. If you don't like the way you look, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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