Nothing cheers me up after a housefire quite like a signed umbrella from my local meteorologist. Great call, ABC. “Sorry your house burned down. Here’s an umbrella.” – ABC pic.twitter.com/fVGYQyLRW9 — Two Bird Carl (0-0-1 Wank Battle)
If fish and eggs are fine to eat during Lent, we assume you are fine to eat an impossible burger..right? Unfortunately, God was unable to provide comments on this story. Source: WKBN27
Pretty sure the reporters weren’t expecting this answer from Trey Adams… Trey Adams from Washington is an honest man… pic.twitter.com/aQnK9QrtSg — AtoZSports Nashville (@AtoZSports) February 29, 2020
Each morning on the show, we play Dumber Than The Show Trivia for a cash prize. Today, Jesse in Pennsylvania took on Hot Wings on a $600 round of the game. Watch the clip below to find out if
Liquid diets are healthy right? Source: Cincinnati Enquirer
He thought it was a squirrel, then maybe a raccoon…turns out it was something much, much larger than a rodent. Source: KOCO5
Nothing says “I am full of myself” quite like this. He sure has a way with words. Source: Vimeo
Yet another attempt at ‘going viral’ goes wrong and, of course, the video goes viral. Source: WorldStar
If wellness to her means having all things in balance, was this a secret cry for help? Probably not, she fine and still rich as hell. Oprah – speaking on “balance”. Block or charge?????????♂️????????????????pic.twitter.com/RxdEyB7vyq — Rex Chapman????????
Why the hell would anyone want to steal a hearse? Do you think this dude knew there was a body inside? Source: KCAL9
