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‘Caging’ is when you hang up photos of Nic Cage in random places just so he’s there to hang out with you, and it sounds like he finds it very flattering. 

This poor guy has a growth in probably one of the most unfortunate spots on his body ever, and his kids hate it. @tlctv Did you notice? (It’s not what you think…) #DrPimplePopper ♬ original sound –

The camera crew for Jimmy Kimmel’s show made up a bunch of fake scenarios for a bunch of celebrities – and clueless fans were convinced. 

It’s honestly an easy answer: they’re just harder to train! They don’t listen like dogs do, so when the video is edited they look like teleporting cats. @michaeljaminwriter Why tv characters don’t have cats #maron #marcmaron #trainedcats

Seriously, the only reason you should be wearing your jammies on a date is if you planned on a slumber party. @tara.relationshipcoach And for some reason, I stayed on Tinder & met my now husband. #datingappfail #datingappmishap

Crosswalks in Crystal City, VA malfunctioned the other day, and instead of telling you when it was safe to cross the street they were repeating: “change password”. Instead of telling you when it’s safe to cross the

This is probably one of the weirdest things that’s happened on a baseball diamond. “You know what, I’ll take ’em all.” – @peytonchat5, probably pic.twitter.com/RhPZlAvb3s — Ole Miss Baseball (@OleMissBSB) March 10, 2022

Police were responding to a stolen vehicle and a very short-lived police chase broke out – which ended up being a little embarrassing for the police team. ‘COME ON, GUYS! HE’S RIGHT THERE!!!’: A pursuit suspect was

This reporter is literally on TV talking about ANOTHER HIT AND RUN that took place earlier – when one happens again right behind him.