On Saturday, New York Mets pitcher Bartolo Colon did something that he had never done in his 19-year-long Major League Baseball career. Being a pitcher, he doesn’t exactly concentrate on swinging the bat too much. But everything
Wait, what did he just say? Yup, that basketball analyst just said, “Right-handed or left-handed, get down in there and jerk off the defender.” Soooo…what exactly does that mean in basketball terms?
49-year-old David Maloney is an attorney in Mobile, Alabama who specializes in representing accident victims. And he runs a lot of TV ads where he says he hates drunk drivers. In one ad, he says, “If you
Last month, we told you about the great Canadian maple syrup heist, where two men were busted after stealing $18 million in the sugary treat. Back then, we called it the most Canadian story ever. This news
Axl Rose performed with AC/DC for the first time Saturday in Portugal, and aside from the awkwardness of him performing from a sitting position, he was actually pretty good! Instead of using Dave Grohl’s giant throne like he did for the GNR
Jimmy Kimmel is back with another great segment for Mother’s Day! Considering how many would consider their mothers less than great at texting, Kimmel had members of his staff read actual texts from their mothers. Most are
All stories about juggalos are likely to contain snakes, and all stories about snakes are likely to contain juggalos. This is an unwritten law of the universe and one we are familiar with on this show. This
We always hear claims about people who claim that they were discriminated against because of their specific beliefs. And a lot of times, those claims are unsubstantiated. But in the case of a woman driving through Asheville,
Donald Trump was speaking at a rally in West Virginia yesterday when he was presented with a hard hat and paused for a photo-op with some coal miner executives. After taking the hard hat off, Trump fixed
You should just expect a ride called the “Slotzilla” to be absolutely filthy. It’s guaranteed to be infested with vomit, spilled beer and at least some number three. So if anything, the 15-year-old kid that urinated on
