When deciding what to be for Halloween this year, you could go with something conventional and predictable like a vampire or a witch or some super hero, OR you could be a REAL super hero to buttaholics everywhere by donning your birthday suit and showing off your sparkly orange-painted ass cheeks! Yes, people are actually decorating their bare buns to look like dazzling jack-o-lanterns.
Supposedly it’s pretty easy to do; just use your crack as the center, draw a stem on top, then paint the cheeks as the body of your pumpkin, and add a face if you want to get fancy.
However, please dear God, under NO circumstances should you try to get cute and do something hilarious that might make your pumpkin’s face look like it’s smoking a fat cigar. (But only because it was MY idea first!)
And by all means make sure you take personal hygiene into consideration, because no one wants to see a piece of corn stuck in your jack-o-lantern’s teeth.
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????✨TWERK OR TREAT✨???? Tag a friend who has a pumpkin perfect bum!????????????
