You know your sad excuse for your wedding vows are bad when the officiant has to ask you MULTIPLE times if that’s really what you want to say?
This groom, who likely thinks his beautiful bride actually enjoys him being an insufferable douchebag when she’s really just settling, decided the best vows he could come up with was to promise to “smack that a** every chance I get.”
We’re not sure what’s louder here, the silence from the crowd, the “come on, Cody” from someone in the background, the bride’s embarrassment or his “we’ve made it this far.”
Sure, love looks different for everyone and we don’t know the ins and outs of their relationship but, damn. Do better.
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