At 51 years old, Walter Frymire is a bit of a local legend in Polk County, Florida, home of the equally-legendary Sheriff Grady Judd.
You know if you end up part of Judd’s video briefings, you know you messed up in a way that’s going to make you go viral for all the wrong reasons.
Frymire was reportedly naked in a park but when deputies got to him, he was clothed again and let off with a warning. Later, though, they found and arrested him for trespassing on some train tracks.
During jail intake, they did a body scan that revealed his age-old smuggling scheme – but he had a thermos inserted in his rectum.
He ended up in the hospital to get it removed and is now thermos-free behind bars after 25 previous arrests and five prison stints.
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