Usually I’m not one to get too political about things, but this is too good to not share. So here is a video of our notoriously germaphobic President of the United States clearly boarding Air Force One with a very conspicuous streamer of poop tickets stuck to the bottom of his shoe.
And of course he looks completely oblivious, just like any other ordinary goober who just shuffled out of the can after cutting a rope at a highway rest stop. Anyways, you’re welcome!
