Florida Man Goes on Naked Rampage in Pinellas Park Neighborhood

Safe to say this guy is lucky he was not shot as, according to this one neighbor, “We are all Second Amendment people here in Pinellas Park; we will shoot you.”

Joshua Garrison, 23, took a naked, weapon-wielding, deranged stroll through this community and decided to start smashing windows with potted plants, stripping porch lights, grabbing an axe (but not actually using it), raiding a fridge outside, and performing impromptu lewd acts against sliding glass doors…you know, just to name a few things.

He was caught on multiple surveillance cameras, was eventually apprehended by police and now faces charges of burglary, criminal mischief and lewd behavior.

Read More: WFLA

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