Coastal Carolina Student Stumbles Through Random Homes in Late-Night Queso Caper

A 19-year-old student at Coastal Carolina University apparently decided to major in vandalism, with a minor in theft and a focus on fridge raids.

In Horry County, South Carolina (we’ll let you take the jokes from there), university students had their homes broken into as their fridges had things like queso, eggs, salsa and more swiped, smeared and smashed all over furniture and floors.

Neighbors also reported syrup storms, stolen bongs and golf clubs, and were left questioning if this was performance art, a bachelor night gone wrong, or a freshman’s first bender.

Police eventually caught the “queso bandit” AKA “the milkman” AKA [insert nickname here] and charged him with multiple burglaries after finding him near a bush.

Read More: WBTW

January 22nd, 2026