“That guy is so hot I could shove a hammer in my mouth!” Normally we would follow that with, “Said no one ever,” but a 14-year-old girl in Louisiana was so moved by the physical appearance of a member of a band she liked, she impulsively made the strange declaration. As expected by any douchey friend, she was then told to prove it. That’s when things got tricky for about 10 minutes.
After forcing the hammer all of the way into her mouth, the teen couldn’t get it out, inspiring her to tweet an image of her predicament. None of this screams smart, but we all know that this is how internet stars are made. Any good friend would tell her that’s not what hammers are for, but you do you.
