No one on earth wants to be bitten by a python. But being bitten in the penis by a python? Yeah, that’s gotta be the worst thing ever.
A man in Thailand was using the restroom when a 9-foot-long python slithered up out of the bowl and clamped down on his penis. After a struggle that lasted about A HALF HOUR, the man, with help from his neighbor, was finally able to break free from the snake’s grasp.
He suffered an 8-inch gash on his junk, which DAMN! Pretty impressive that your junk is big enough to get an 8-inch gash! Well done, sir!
